Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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