Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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