I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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