You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
