just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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