There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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