Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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