he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
