Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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