what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'm always down for nudity.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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