Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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