She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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