Its about making memories worth repressing
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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