It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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