why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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