I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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