Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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