That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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