i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
God I need to hump something, right now.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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