He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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