did you get engaged???
plz talk dirty to me
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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