I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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