y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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