YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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