something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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