so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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