i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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