Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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