these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Randomize
