If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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