NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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