Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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