I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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