therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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