Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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