i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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