i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
