He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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