Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
