Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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