Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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