Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
