you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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