Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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