you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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