My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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