You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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