But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My brain says no but my pants say off.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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