I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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