What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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