so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Found your dick twin last night
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
